• Ahoy

A Day in the Brine

~ Unkempt Mind dribbling in the seethe

A Day in the Brine

Tag Archives: Animals

The Swamp May Claim My Body One Day…

15 Thursday Jan 2015

Posted by smilingtoad in Humour, Photography, Stories, Video

≈ 65 Comments

Tags

Abstract, Animals, Birds, Black and White, Butterfly, Caterpillar, Damselfly, Florida, Hike, Humor, Insects, Merritt Island, Misadventure, Nature, Photography, Story, Sunset, Swamp, Video, Water, Wildlife, Writing

00The Swamp may one day claim my body. This past weekend I was found sinking into the muck, yet again. I never mean to deviate out into those gurgling and gushing, reedy and thrillingly mucid marshlands but something always draws me in.

In this case, it was vultures…

A great cluster of black vultures descended right in the middle of the great sprawling mire below and I just had to go tumbling down after them.

They wheezed and grunted and hopped about in a frenzy as I sloshed near. Then in a great charcoal gust they fluttered up and adorned the palm trees above, their crinkled heads bent with sharp, bilge-water brown eyes studying me, looking like dark-frocked, feathered judges scowling down at me.

02I sifted about looking for a corpse. To no avail. Disappointed, I continued on. I was soon slopping along in happy oblivion until the mire became a river and the reeds turned into mangrove trees; and even then I ventured further. A tiny gator slipped away and a flurry of silver bodies slapped the surface of the water as they swam away in a fast flash. Little black minnows danced in the golden, tea-stained waters bathed in warm sunset.

04Suddenly I remembered that I do not live in the Swamp and that these ruddy parks always have a blasted time-limit. I turned and squished back toward the great sprawling knoll where the path was. I clambered and crawled up through an impenetrable green fog of knotted grass. A merry wind casually chucked vulture feathers, globs of yellow pollen, sticks and burrs into my wild, tangled mane as I clawed along like a blind bear.

At last I popped onto the trail, adorned in Swamp.

03I was surprised when I heard a squeak pierce through the meditative hum of honey bees that I had just walked through as they danced from flower to flower at my muculent feet.

I began to concoct a haphazard smile, realizing the squeak had issued forth from a wide-eyed dog-walking lady that had been startled by my sudden appearance. I guess she had no idea someone had been crawling around in the somnolent mire below all this time. She rapidly gathered up her canine companion and shielded the small and thoroughly fascinated terrier from my ghoulish and slovenly sight. The pair darted away as I said with a stumble, becoming entangled in some gigantic weed I hadn’t noticed, “Lovely time for swamping, eh?!” She didn’t reply…I don’t think she heard me…

01I immediately became distracted by the lake on the opposite side and soon found myself in the water, yet again, joyfully fiddling with the camera. Time was forgotten yet again as the sun was swiftly hoovered away and squeezed to rust. The phone deep in my pack tootled but I couldn’t be bothered with attempting to dig it out, so I continued to film as I slowly made my way back.

Then I heard a great booming cry warble across the glimmering waters glazed in purple dusk, “PARK CLOSING!”

05It seemed to be coming from a tiny dancing dot on the shore across the way…where the park entrance was…

Oh dear…THE TIME!

I tried to assure the little black dot (that was an irate ranger) that I was hurrying as I called out, “I AM COMING! DON’T WORRY! BE RIGHT THERE!”

He was miles away…well, perhaps just one mile.

I wasn’t very near and the wind was probably erasing my calls, so I gesticulated wildly in order to encourage the ranger that I was hurrying. He continued to hop up and down.

Then I started splashing back as quickly as possible.

And then I crouched down in the water to film a rock.

“PARK CLOSING!!!!! PARK CLOSING RIGHT NOW!!!” came a very jarring, caterwauling cry.

I decided I should put the camera away…this was a very difficult chore as my arms suddenly weighed about 18,000 lbs.

I managed to make it back and even avoided being pounded by the red-faced, snowy-mustached ranger as he crammed me into the car and Sir rapidly peeled away (well, rapidly for a tortoise, that is, as Sir is a very sedate, I mean careful, driver- to the outraged ranger’s dismay…). I was able to obtain enough footage for a few wee videos featuring some minute creatures. Here is one below, shot at Pine Island Conservation Area in Merritt Island, FL. Thanks for drizzling by,

Smiling Toad

Happy Boxing Day

26 Thursday Dec 2013

Posted by smilingtoad in Experimental, Humour, Photography, Stories, Video

≈ 12 Comments

Tags

Animals, Brevard County, Christmas, Colour Photography, Dry, Florida, Fun, Holiday, Humour, Ibis, Lights, Nature, New Year, Nikon, Photography, Portrait, Silly, Squirrels, Surly, Video

And from Sir, a wee holiday message:

Misery Christmas

Misery Christmas, I mean, Merry Christmas….

“A happy holiday and she’s dressing me up again…

“Why me??

“Now she is forcing me to pose as some sort of sick Clouseau Doolittle for infamous VIDEOS of me being barraged, assaulted, beaten, bitten and viciously pecked at by a sea of rabid, wild creatures!

“‘What ART!’ the expert torturer chimes with the dead glaze of that stupid camera poking in my face.

“I certainly hope these beastly things NEVER EVER find their way onto the Internet…”

–Sir

Jubilant holidays, a most happy Christmas, and a glorious New Year to all.

Myriad cheers,

Autumn Jade

The Art of Rabbit-Charming

27 Thursday Jun 2013

Posted by smilingtoad in Humour, Photography, Stories, Video

≈ 12 Comments

Tags

Anecdote, Animal Rescue, Animals, Black and White Photography, Comedy, Florida, Humour, Misadventure, Nature, Nikon, Photography, Rabbit Walking, Rabbits, Story, Strays, Video, Writing

The night was humid and tangy, heady mist hovering in the air. The sky was low and moldered with deep purple cloud, reflecting in swirls the city’s incandescent glow.

I oozed along the gritty path, sweat creeping down my neck. Feral cats caterwauled and twirled ahead. I stopped to gaze at them when I noticed the black silhouette of a rabbit- a domestic rabbit- right amongst a sea of rowdy felines, ferine.

Rabbit Noir

Rabbit Noir

“Are you trying to catch that rabbit, too?!” came an excited exclamation from a female voice.

I swiveled around to face a beaming woman with a crine of giant, lemon-hair outlined brilliantly in the gauzy strobe of the path-light. Her smile beamed through the darkness.

I must have had a sickly, rabbit-besotted look on my face as I stuttered, “Oh right, certainly so!”

“I’ve been trying to catch her for DAYS!” the woman boomed as her Siberian husky-dog companion stepped forward and my hand warbled gently onto the top of his silvery head.

Rabbit-Roommates

Sir, another Rabbit-gatherer

“Well, I’ll gather her up then,” I said.

“It’s just about impossible! Oh PLEASE if you catch her will you give her to me?! I really want her!” cried the lovely blonde-haired companion to canines.

“Oh right,” I murmured, gazing into the gelid blue eyes of the great dog, his tongue lolling.

A dyspeptic sort of smile crackled across my ruddy visage, imagining a rabbit taking up residence with this fine canine…

Then came a gust, the lass bugling with a touch of doubt about her elongated words, “GOOOOOD LUUUUUCK!”, as the ashen-grey sled-hound suddenly javelined forth, hurrying the dog-owner quickly away.

Afternoon ContemplationI turned. A cat rolled into the stubborn rabbit who staunchly held her place, her head poised, haughty. I belched forward.

The rabbit shot into the woods at approximately 90 mph. Hum. Not like the usual wild rabbits that seem to always swarm at my feet, darting up to me in the millions, as if I cram my shamrock socks with carrots and don stylishly-leafy celery stalks behind my ears as a nice accent to my Timothy hay wig…

I wobbled after the rabbit. The air was like still water.

A lettuce-lover

A lettuce-lover

In complete darkness, amidst some kind of inky-black copse of tangled bramble and twisted trees, I was compelled to kneel down for a moment to brood about how to gather up the creature. My hand found itself lightly alighting right upon the head of the long-eared creature.

“Ooofffeee!” I muttered and the rabbit dissipated.

I puttered about and decided that I could decipher just where the lagomorph would emerge, out of this great patch of weald. I swirled all the way around to the very back of the deep patch, where I knew there was a quiet spread of grass, quite secluded.

CuriousAstoundingly, my pathetic bit of rabbit psychology proved correct as I came beetling up to the creature gently grazing and barking off more rambunctious cats. One cat, I noticed, had just assembled himself into a wobbly pouncing position.

Some felines fear rabbits, like this one here

Some felines fear rabbits, like this one here

The mouse-lovers sprayed away as I appeared, but the lettuce-lover seemed shocked and merely gawped at me. I had done it. I could see it in that glazed look hovering in her wide doe-eyes. The rabbit-charm never fails. Twelve seconds later she was in my arms, purring, whiskers tickling the neck.

See, these cats are fleeing some bully bunnies in the other room

See, these cats are fleeing some bully bunnies in the other room

Having never held a rabbit before, I carried my new rabbit-roomie off into the darkness, to soon take up residence with some wee-woodland-creature-fearing cats and greens-flinging, hay bequeathing humans.

Relaxing in the Sluice of SunshineNeedless to say, aye, the rabbit was most content.

Dear Chums for Life

In need of a dear ol’ chum

After some months, however, a depression overtook the cilantro-and-carrot-gobbling being. She was in need of a fellow long-eared companion, it was concluded.

I was off to the park again, this time with Sir, to muse over where to obtain this new chum for the rabbit that had strangely become known to us as Gandhi-Poe Lassie.  Would there be a rabbit at the shelter, perchance? Perhaps we should check the online ads.

We were not haunting the park more than three seconds when Sir spotted a white-blazed, pink-nosed, black pet rabbit huddled against a yellow parking curb. Oh my.

Rabbit Musings
Rabbit Musings

It seemed our musing was over.

He bleated to me, I got out to attend to the rabbit, and Sir sped off to go get a cage and a net from the house just down the way. Hmph. Who needs those things?

I began to radiate rabbit-charm when a human being approached from behind, yet again, and the wee woodland creature darted underneath a parked car. Oh dear.

The approacher was an octogenarian woman looking to vacate the park. Her instant assumption was that the rabbit now crouched beneath her pale Lincoln car was mine, and that I was of in the habit of stowing pet rabbits under whatever cars I liked, whenever I felt like it, regardless of consequences and who I might hurt.

Master Bunion Claude

Too cute to stow and leave under cars

Well, I am not one to sway about and attempting to explain things. I am one of action. I decided I would get right to work gathering up the creature.

A nervous first-meeting

A nervous first-meeting

I was nervous, however, and my radiating rabbit-charm was askew as the woman stamped impatient feet and huffed to the heavens about the oh so grueling oppression of the Impetuous Youth, of which she readily decided I was most assuredly a member of.

My crawling about and cooing beneath her car seemed to exacerbate her aggravation, and did nothing to entice the rabbit to scoot elsewhere. I attempted to snag, and he would shuffle out of reach every time.

Just a thought

Just a thought

The Lincoln-owner decided starting the car might help. The rabbit seemed to find the gentle bombilation of the engine relaxing.

At last, I decided to bellow and have convulsions underneath the car, to the automobile-owner’s audible dismay, and the rabbit slipped out of the shadows and pranced across the way in order to perch on some coquina-limestone outcroppings. Obviously, he did not find it prudent to while away the hours under cars with humans having fits.

I oozed sheepishly out from underneath the vehicle and the grey-haired woman sputtered a rapid, “THANK YOU!” at me as she speedily evacuated.

Rabbit NoirSome onlookers smiled as I wobbled over to the limestone. A grin had manifested itself on my face as I recognised the look the lagomorph was beaming at me. Yes, I knew that look- “Right-ho, pick me up, all ready to go now.”

Bunion Claude

Bunion Claude

There was a hazy film hovering in the rabbit’s auburn eyes. He was charmed. He was almost smiling as I scooped him up and hoofed it home, as at last, the heat was quelled by the commencement of a gentle, sluicing rain. The rabbit, named Bunion Claude, seemed to like the soft shower, and purred in my arms.

Timothy-hay-muncher

Timothy-hay-muncher

And so, that was how I became rabbit-roomies with the two fine foot-slapping, white-cotton-tailed creatures. They adore chasing the trembling cats, gobbling red leaf lettuce, and munching hay from my wig as I pat them contentedly on the head in a sort of rabbit-loving haze.

Another Rabbit NoirCheers,

Autumn Jade

Green Living Expo of Brevard

28 Tuesday Feb 2012

Posted by smilingtoad in Events, Green, Humour, Photography, Stories

≈ 5 Comments

Tags

Animals, Beauty, Brevard County, Butterflies, Cats, Change, Clean Energy, Cocoa, Eau Gallie, Ecosystem, Energy, Environment, Expo, Farming, Flaw, Florida, Goats, Green Living, Local Farming, Native Species, Nature, Organic, Passionflower, Pollution, Rabbits, Space Coast, Sustainable, Transition, Water Conservation

The inevitable had occurred. We were late, again, and the fault was mine. I catapulted through the porch like a rabid turkey hen that has lost a fuzzy, baby chick. My wild movements were attempts at creating rapid order out of the chaos the timid, wee woodland creatures had created in a brief span of time. One languidly yawned as I lost hold of his litter pan and shot wood shavings all over the floor. He then proceeded to lick his long, dark-pink ear in a slow, meditative manner. After this, he looked up at me with those wide, rabbit eyes that now seemed to twinkle with mirth. His mouth twitched. The other rabbit was more animated, standing on her two hind legs, leaning on the bars of the pen, wanting desperately to burst out and run to me. She receded, subdued, at last, as I ignored her, though with great force of will, but here eyes were shining winsomely. Some sight to watch their kindly owner as she stampeded around with arms flailing like some sick bird convinced she could still fly. Sticks were tossing, boxes were rolling, brooms thrashing, and water was, of course, sluicing the floor instead of staying in the dish. At last, the task was through, and the rabbits and their pens sparkled with order once again. I could see little furry grins hiding behind their long, white whiskers, and felt content, patting each one good bye on each velvet head. I knew as soon as I stepped out, they would pounce into ardent action, to destroy, crash, dishevel, splash, toss, and drag everything they could clasp their little mouths onto, and bat and dig into with their tiny paws. Such happy rabbits.

“Sir,” I said to my father as I bounced back through the door and into the house, “we need to be quicker than this,” of course, I had inserted him into the “we”, when I was the true cause of our extreme lateness.

And he was very quick to take ownership, replying in his sad, wallowing voice so redolent of the Eeor donkey from Winnie, “Yes…we always do this.”

“No…” I thought, “I always do.”

“You are far too lackadaisical,” I lectured myself, “like a lump of seaweed. You toss around, spouting all this poetry, arms gesticulating like some sort of inspired gorilla, absolutely reveling in all this beauty. Focus! There is not always time to praise every drop of sunshine, every note of song spilling from each little songbird, or every gently sweeping cloud or tickle of tangy brine in the virason breeze. Discipline!”

As we trotted out, I thought with the five cats and two rabbits, perhaps a farmhand would help with my dilemma so that I would have sufficient time for all this reveling.

At last, we began to sally forth, and I noticed it was a most sanguine Saturday, brushed with a cool, vitative wind, landscape sluiced with vibrant, late-morning sunshine. Sir and I were soon winding along a cheerful, grey road, lined with ebullient palm trees and budding plumerias, the air alive with the sounds of chortling starlings and serenading mockingbirds. Another grand day in Brevard.

Our destination was a Green Living Expo, being held in Cocoa at the University of Florida’s Agricultural and Resource Center. We were entering advanced tardiness, I fear, squeezing in within the last twenty minutes. I realized, chastising myself, it was going to be one of those situations where one receives those cold, biting stares that say, “You are the last ones here…we’d like to go, so hurry up already…”

An atrocious foible, being late. We parked and soon were ambling across the lot, cast in a sea of shivering shadows and dancing sunshine as the trees quivered in the wind. It was such a blissfully cool day, feeling very much like spring.

As we walked in, we accepted we had missed all the educational talks and activities, but we could quickly sail through the stations in the little auditorium.

Waltzing in, the room was airy and serene, splashed with the colour of decorated booths promoting all things environmental and sustainable. Sir and I quickly began to circuit the room, suctioning up pamphlets and information.

I began to revel, again, at a different kind of beauty. It was the beauty of community, of people coming together for change, and the transformation of a county. When we had first moved to Brevard some years ago, it had seemed just a bit apathetic, environmentally. There were myriad events about the appreciation of the natural wonders of this diverse area, but no real focus on working with nature to conserve, preserve, and do as little harm as possible. Perhaps it was just more subtle back then.

This groovy Florida native, Purple Passionflower (Passiflora incarnata) is a larval host plant for Florida’s state butterfly, the gorgeous Zebra Longwing (Heliconius charitonius). This flower is also host to other species of butterflies.

Then, a massive oil spill occurred in the Gulf. Our impact on the environment sprang into the conscious minds of many throughout Florida. Seeing so vividly before us an example of what we could do to harm this paradise seemed to arouse awareness. Yes, our actions do indeed affect this gorgeous planet. We can work with nature, in harmony, or against, in detriment.

It is perhaps obvious I adore this state. The diversity here is astounding! Why, there are perhaps more than 2,800 native plants and something like 180 species of butterflies dappling the shimmering landscapes, the lush prairies, the marshes and hammocks, jungle forests and sandy scrub trails. There are over 600 freshwater springs in this state, with those rejuvenating, lucid waters of scintillating sapphire where the gentle manatee abides in the winter. Anyone would love it, but it takes more than love to protect it. We must be aware of our own place in the ecosystem, understand how our actions affect the wilderness of pristine beauty around us. With awareness and understanding, along with that initial love, we are then equipped with all the tools needed to conserve and preserve the nature around us. Too marvelous!

So, with the awakening spurred from the doleful reality of the oil spill grew something exquisite and glorious- change! People came together, groups were organized, events planned, letters written, and the county began to transform. Such tremendous good can come from such a dreary event!

I remember the day I was most conscious of the active change around town, when one find day I was strolling Eau Gallie Park, enjoying the wondrous day, when I noticed that recycle bins had been installed next to the usual waste bins. Astounded, I bounded forth to see if they were real. Aye, now people could dispose of their empty bottles and know the plastic would be recycled. This struck me as absolutely marvelous. Today, these recycle bins sprinkle the whole county, including some of the beaches. It is majestic, indeed!

Blue Spring State Park

The beauty of this transformation grows every day. There is always some new green event to participate in, whether it be a beach clean, a farmer’s market with locally grown organic produce, volunteering with a restoration project, removing exotic species, attending a clean energy summit, cleaning and maintaining forest trails, going to a trash bash, attending meetings with Sierra Club or Keep Brevard Beautiful, learning about sea turtle conservation on a nocturnal turtle walk, or just going to an Art in the Park event celebrating the love of nature and promoting conservation. This area gets groovier every day. I, of course, want to do my own part to preserve this marvelous paradise.

And now, here we were, at the first Green Expo held at the Agricultural and Resource Centre. Discussion here was moving beyond growing native gardens, but living native, ourselves. Every little change helps tremendously. Avoiding using pesticides and fertilizers on our lawns is one fantastic change. One can go to a local gardening center, or market, like The Green Market, or Rockledge Gardens, and purchase organic fertilizers. One can take courses at the Agricultural and Resource Centre in organic pesticide treatment. Doing this helps our lagoon and the ocean tremendously. When it rains during the summer monsoon, fertilizer and pesticide runoff create the perfect environment for toxic algal blooms, which kill off fish, plant life, and even mammals like manatees, not to mention the horrid stench that cloaks the air anywhere near the affected water. A few years ago, several manatees died as casualty to an algal bloom.

Wee intriguing fact: In the U.S. Agriculture is the largest use of water, the second is the electricity industry. Electricity production from fossil fuels and nuclear energy uses 190,000 million gallons of water/day, accounting for 39% of all freshwater withdrawals in the nation, with 71% of that going to fossil-fuel electricty generation alone. Time for me to install a rain-barrel 😀

Another fantastic thing to do is install a rain barrel and water plants with the water collected. Rain barrels are pretty marvelous, and can be decorated. They are not difficult to install. There are many sites online devoted to helping one get started with installing a rain barrel.

Plant native plants! They are adapted to the environment here, are absolutely stunning, and need less supplemental water. They also are in tune with the ecosystem. Many exotic species have invasively taken over and choked out other native plants, stressing the whole ecosystem, threatening species.

The exhibits were alive with many more tips. Even a local thermal solar company was present! Solar power is such a groovy, sustainable technology. Other exhibits included green living tips on eco-friendly cleaning, eating locally grown organic produce, recycling and reusing ideas, bicycling and carpooling suggestions, and volunteering opportunities in the area.

Indeed, my heart was most sonorous at the sight of this wonderful event. Not only was this event about the wonders of gardening native, but also applying this concept to our own lives and ways of living. It was indeed edifying.

As we finally made our way to the last booth, a kind woman with warm brown eyes began conveying the beauty of avoiding the use of exotic species, when suddenly I noticed a little leaflet on her table.

“The Green Market? There is a green market in Cocoa, now?” I asked, enthusiastically.

“Oh yes. I hear it’s fabulous. I haven’t personally been, but they have all kinds of organic produce, all grown right there on the farm, raw goat cheese, free-range eggs,-”

“GOATS?!” I bawled at her, cutting her off suddenly.

“Uh…yes, they have goats on the farm. Wonderful milk and cheese, too, and plants for sale,” she said, a bit shaken.

“One can pet GOATS there?!” I bugled the inquiry at her poor askance visage.

“Uhm…I don’t know if you can pet the goats. Don’t think so,” she replied.

I realized I had just exhausted the poor lass…she was here because of an intense passion for the environment, to promote healthy living, environmentally conscious action, volunteering, awareness about the dangers of thoughtless actions, wanting to do her part to help change the world! And here were the strange goat people that come swaggering in…all they seemed to care about was their next goat-petting fix, and nothing else, like eager toddlers, with grubby, blue-stained fingers from wet candy floss, groping for the horns of a Billy goat at the fair. I felt for her.

Florida native, the Gulf Fritillary (Argraulis vanillae), who likes to lay eggs and visit with Purple Passionflower (Passiflora incarnata). This butterfly is a common Southerner, and I have found to be less coy and timid than others. Too splendid!

How patient she was when Sir joined in my ardor and asked to clarify the directions about eight times, to get to the Green Market, which was only about five minutes away. I thanked her and she even had the energy to smile and say a gentle good-bye as we darted away.

And so ended the first Green Living Expo we had ever been to in Brevard County. A day to celebrate, a day that marks a turning-point in this wonderful, beautiful county by the sea.

Recent Posts

  • Amidst All Your Philosophy
  • To While Away the Winter
  • I Have but One Life to GIF
  • “Ahead lay the scalloped ocean…” #WQWWC #17 Leisure
  • “All the Bright Precious Things Fade So Fast…” Guest Hosting for #WQWWC

Archives

  • January 2023
  • April 2022
  • March 2021
  • January 2021
  • December 2020
  • October 2020
  • September 2020
  • August 2020
  • October 2019
  • October 2018
  • January 2018
  • November 2017
  • October 2017
  • March 2017
  • October 2016
  • July 2016
  • March 2016
  • February 2016
  • December 2015
  • September 2015
  • August 2015
  • June 2015
  • March 2015
  • February 2015
  • January 2015
  • December 2014
  • November 2014
  • September 2014
  • August 2014
  • July 2014
  • June 2014
  • May 2014
  • April 2014
  • March 2014
  • February 2014
  • January 2014
  • December 2013
  • November 2013
  • September 2013
  • August 2013
  • July 2013
  • June 2013
  • May 2013
  • March 2013
  • February 2013
  • January 2013
  • December 2012
  • November 2012
  • October 2012
  • September 2012
  • August 2012
  • July 2012
  • June 2012
  • March 2012
  • February 2012

Categories

  • Art
  • Events
  • Experimental
  • Green
  • Humour
  • Introspection
  • Photography
  • Poetry
  • Quotations
  • Sea
  • Stories
  • Uncategorized
  • Video

Meta

  • Register
  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.com

Blog at WordPress.com.

Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy
  • Follow Following
    • A Day in the Brine
    • Join 1,336 other followers
    • Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
    • A Day in the Brine
    • Customize
    • Follow Following
    • Sign up
    • Log in
    • Report this content
    • View site in Reader
    • Manage subscriptions
    • Collapse this bar
 

Loading Comments...